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we are all from earth

title subject to change upon discovery of sentient extraterrestrial life
Jul 31 '14

psychonauts2:

I’ve heard more than one anecdote about people having a bad day when Gotye comes up to them in public and asks if they’re okay i like to believe he just roams Melbourne being a good wholesome dude

Jul 31 '14

shorm:

shorm:

shorm:

There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones.

i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason this doesn’t have many notes is because you’re all too busy making out with your phones

i’m so glad this has taken off because

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i was right

Jul 31 '14

(Source: adriandadich)

Jul 31 '14

Firefly Headcanon

seananmcguire:

animatedamerican:

seananmcguire:

animatedamerican:

villainny:

Zoe and Wash, while deeply forever ridiculously in love, are not drift compatible.

Zoe and Mal are drift compatible.

Kaylee and Wash are drift compatible, and they have the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever been seen in the ‘verse - the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever to run away from a kaiju.

SECONDED

(also, the sudden thought of River Tam in a jaeger is rutting terrifying)

She hung from the ceiling, a perfect, motionless sculpture of a girl in the process of becoming a fruitbat.  Simon glanced up at her periodically, both checking that she was still present, and reassuring himself that the grind of the machines overhead would keep her from hearing what he had to say.  It wasn’t that he was keeping secrets from her; River knew everything about her condition, sometimes more than he did.  It was that she didn’t like being talked about, and he respected that.

"They weren’t trying to unlock psychic powers or anything like that, no matter what the rumors say," he said, his voice shaking slightly.  Kaylee shifted her weight from foot to foot, disturbed by that tremor in his words.  Simon Tam was the best K-scientist she’d ever worked with.  For him to sound scared…

"Those people, those monsters…" Simon paused to take a deep breath, relaxing a little at the taste of oil on his tongue.  Enough time spent with Kaylee had turned grime into perfume.  "They were trying to set up a neural bridge inside a single mind.  They wanted to do away with the need for drift compatibility, and privatize the Pilots.  Imagine being able to market Jaegers for domestic and commercial use, because you only needed one Pilot, and that Pilot was so doped and dependent that they could never leave you."

"That’s horrific," whispered Kaylee.  "They…they messed up her brain tryin’ to do something as can’t be done?"

"Oh, it can be done," said Simon grimly.  "They succeeded.

"My sister is in constant Drift with herself."

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YOU GET ME THE BEST PRESENTS <333

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I hate that moment between “I will write fic to amuse a person” and that person responding because WHAT IF I WROTE IT WRONG.

Jul 31 '14
anime15freak:

I’m dead

anime15freak:

I’m dead

Jul 31 '14
Jul 31 '14
"In 1961, just three drops later, a new lecturer called John Mainstone adopted the experiment after a colleague pointed it out, gathering dust in a cupboard. He eventually persuaded the university to put it on display and the drops became talking points. Prof Mainstone, however, never saw the pitch in motion. In 1979, the sixth drop went on a weekend. In 1988, with the experiment proudly displayed at Brisbane’s World Expo, Prof Mainstone was fetching a drink when the seventh drop fell. By 2000, a video camera had been set up to capture drop number eight, but it malfunctioned at the crucial moment."
Jul 31 '14

classytragedy:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

This is beautiful

Jul 31 '14

dogofulthar:

I’m realizing I follow comics I don’t read in the same way that some people keep up with celebrities

"Oh, I hear Wolverine’s dead again.  Wonder how long that will last."

"So…Nightwing’s a secret agent?"

"Looks like Guy Gardner has a beard now.  I don’t like it."

Jul 31 '14
literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

Jul 31 '14

masooonderulo:

madammadhatter:

masooonderulo:

when the abbott government makes us homeless let’s all become mole people n live underground and create our own government where the currency is those lil dove chocolates w/ positive affirmations on the wrappers and we only communicate via an innovative and emotional combination of rap n opera

Australia are you okay?

no

Jul 31 '14

sclez:

kirksthyla:

Sendhil Ramamurthy is my headcanon Carlos

I mean, just look at him

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dark skin
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perfect

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black

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hair

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and look, an “after-haircut” picture

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not to mention his perfect smile
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there’s even a picture of him in a labcoat

in conclusion: Sendhil Ramamurthy = perfect headcanon Carlos

I’m actually almost frightened by how passionately I agree with this.

(Source: lordscout)

Jul 31 '14

flash-thunder:

Women make up 45% of the gaming community and 0% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest games of the year.

"Yes, but that’s still a minority! If more women played video games, there would be more reason to have female protagonists!"

Men make up 35% of the cinema audience and 84% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest movies of the year.

Jul 31 '14

(Source: kingofredlyons)

Jul 31 '14

curseboxes:

political correctness kills creativity' if you can't create something without furthering the oppression of minorities, you aren’t a very creative person.

mean is not a creative colour

(Source: blondejean)